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    I was going through some files the other day and came accross one I had not looked at in a while... I first read this when I did a short stint with PsyOp years ago, and I thought I would pass it on to you... words to live by, kind of

    Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

    And, no I never served with this guy, nor am I that guy... After all who wants to be "that guy"

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    Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

    Originally posted by LRSU_Dog
    I was going through some files the other day and came accross one I had not looked at in a while... I first read this when I did a short stint with PsyOp years ago, and I thought I would pass it on to you... words to live by, kind of

    Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army

    And, no I never served with this guy, nor am I that guy... After all who wants to be "that guy"
    This was throughly entertaining! lololol

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    • #3
      Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

      This sounds like a Group guy.

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      • #4
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        should copy+paste it in here for us peeps who can't click on links, thats would be awesomeeeeeeee

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        • #5
          Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

          I should have placed the link in the text area...

          http://skippyslist.com/list/

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          • #6
            Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

            Seeing how we just got back from AT and when the drinking light was on there was a 2 drink limit, these 4 are my favorites!

            124. Two drink limit does not mean first and last.

            125. Two drink limit does not mean two kinds of drinks.

            126. Two drink limit does not mean the drinks can be as large as I like.

            127. “No Drinking Of Alcoholic Beverages” does not imply that a Jack Daniel’s ® IV is acceptable.

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            • #7
              Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

              How about two "Texas Teas".....Would that count as a two drink limit?

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              • #8
                Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

                Originally posted by 7011USMC
                How about two "Texas Teas".....Would that count as a two drink limit?
                Two Outlaw Buckets at one of my local Bars. They have 15 shots in them!

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                • #9
                  Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

                  bag of water i.v. after a hard night of drinking = awesome

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                  • #10
                    Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

                    I want to add my own....

                    It is not acceptable under any circumstances to answer the question why, asked by a higher ranking person, by singing "That's how country boys roll". Actually it is never acceptable to answer any question asked with a song lyric, unless specifically asked for the lyric to a song!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

                      If I had a penny for every time my driver in Iraq replied to anything with "that's how I (we) roll"...

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                      • #12
                        Re: Army Lists, or "what not to do"

                        Don't volunteer to be the person who gets stuck repeatedly with IVs, chances are there is a smoking later that day or a muscle failure for PT.... 12 times was just 11 too many.

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