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  • #16
    I got one that your not allowed to say anymore yellow bird in the window sill.

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    • #17
      "Jody went running on his left, right, ol left
      My honey went running on her left, right, ol left
      I chased ole Jody and and I ran him down
      Poor old boy doesn't feel good now"

      I was always a fan of the Jody cadences.

      And this one...

      "82nd...patch on my shoulder
      Pick up your chute and follow me
      Airborne Infantry

      101...screamin eagles
      Pick up your ropes and follow me
      Air Assault Infantry"

      Oh and Agent.Fox...we always sang that one at AIT lol...as loud as we possibly could :D

      Has anyone ever sung the Spongebob Squarepants theme song as a cadence???

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      • #18
        In the Marines we sing cadence and if you are not sounding off, the DI will shove a whistle down your throat lol.

        Single cadences are fun unless you just got smoked and in a bad mood lol.

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        • #19
          Admonished for violent cadences..

          When I was a young E4 attending PLDC, I was nailed several times for "inappropriate cadences"...

          It seems the Governor of Utah decided that Camp Williams wa a appropriate place to house some felons...So he had a barracks converted into a prison dorm. When we marched past it in the daylight, we could see them all lifting weights and working on their sun tans...

          So during our pre-dawn PT run, I circled the formation around the compound a few times...

          "Hey you....Convicts!
          Wake-Up!
          Wake-Up!
          Run with me!

          Something like that...Saw a few lights go on, some head looking out the windows...Seems they don't get up early in prison...:mad:

          And apparrently, the rules were "pretend the inmates don't exist". Don't look at them, don't talk to the them.....And don't wake them from their beauty rest..

          That was my first warning....:rolleyes:

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          • #20
            Admonished for violent cadences..Number 2

            Ok, ok, I'll stop waking the cons...

            So marching to class that morning, I recalled a horror-filled classic from basic training...(ok, this pre-dated schoolyard massacres, so bear with me, here...)

            I go down to the play ground
            Where all the children play
            I take out my machine gun
            and spray, spray, spray

            Left, right, left, right
            left, right, KILL!
            Left, right, left, right
            left, right, MAIM!

            I go down to the shopping mall
            where all the people shop
            I take out my machete
            and chop, chop, chop!

            Left, right, left, right
            left, right, KILL!
            Left, right, left, right
            left, right, MAIM!

            Somewhere in all this there are versus that involve church, nepalm, etc...

            But we really got into it...:D

            [I]Specialist, may I speak with you?....Are you aware of recent directives regarding inappropriate cadence? Well, now you are...[/I]

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            • #21
              My girls a vegetable,
              She lives in a hospital
              and i would do anything,
              to keep her alive

              She has her own TV
              Its called an EKG,
              and i would do anything,
              to keep her alive

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              • #22
                The final warning...

                Ok, ok, I get it...Don't wake the cons, no machete's, no nepalm, no crazed killer in church...what is this Army coming to?

                Time to move the class to the mess hall...

                [COLOR="Magenta"][I][B]I love you
                you love me
                Let's get together
                and kill Bar-ney

                With a bullet to the head
                and Barney on the floor
                No more purple dinosaur....[/B][/I][/COLOR]

                [I]Specialist..(puts face in hands...long sigh)....Carry on....[/I]


                [IMG]http://www.messedupamerica.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/barney1.jpg[/IMG]

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                • #23
                  [QUOTE=California Captain]Ok, ok, I'll stop waking the cons...

                  So marching to class that morning, I recalled a horror-filled classic from basic training...(ok, this pre-dated schoolyard massacres, so bear with me, here...)

                  I go down to the play ground
                  Where all the children play
                  I take out my machine gun
                  and spray, spray, spray

                  Left, right, left, right
                  left, right, KILL!
                  Left, right, left, right
                  left, right, MAIM!

                  I go down to the shopping mall
                  where all the people shop
                  I take out my machete
                  and chop, chop, chop!

                  Left, right, left, right
                  left, right, KILL!
                  Left, right, left, right
                  left, right, MAIM!

                  Somewhere in all this there are versus that involve church, nepalm, etc...

                  But we really got into it...:D

                  [I]Specialist, may I speak with you?....Are you aware of recent directives regarding inappropriate cadence? Well, now you are...[/I][/QUOTE]

                  This was one of my DS FAVORITE cadences in basic. He called it out 9/10 times a day, except he had that look in his eye and sound in his voice. Yes, this was the one that had been a ranger for like 15 years or so. lol. He told us some stories, apparently...he had been through rough ****, a divorce (his 1st week into iraq in the invasion, his transport or something got blown up....so his wife assumed he had died and after a week was already with someone new while still married to him assuming he was dead. she didnt even try to get ahold of anyone or anything.) Apparently, his new wife was a good lady. she brought his kids to see him once in awhile (they were still living in texas)


                  except we said left right left right left right KILL, left right left right you know we will! hahaha

                  went to the churches
                  where all the people pray
                  pulled out my uzi
                  and i began to spray

                  is how we said it, plus the other ones above that you said
                  Last edited by qcomer; January 7th, 2009, 11:52 AM.

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                  • #24
                    the prettiest girl i ever saw,
                    was sipping burbon thru a straw

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                    • #25
                      any Jody calls....but they are outlawed now :(

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                      • #26
                        Best one ever....



                        Chorus:
                        Who's that knockin on my door
                        Who's that knockin on my door
                        Who's that knockin on my door
                        Said the Fair Maiden

                        Open the door you ****** whore said Ralph the Airborne Ranger

                        What if Mom and Dad are home,
                        What if Mom and Dad are home,
                        What if Mom and Dad are home?
                        said the fair maiden

                        "I'll **** your Ma and shoot your Pa!" said Ralph the Airborne Ranger.


                        Chorus:
                        What if we should have a girl
                        What if we should have a girl
                        What if we should have a girl
                        Said the Fair Maiden

                        I'll dig a ditch and bury the ***** said Ralph the Airborne Ranger
                        repeat

                        Chorus:
                        What if we should have a boy
                        What if we should have a boy
                        What if we should have a boy
                        Said the Fair Maiden

                        He'll have a CIB and **** like me said Ralph the Airborne Ranger
                        repeat

                        Chorus:
                        What if we should go to jail
                        What if we should go to jail
                        What if we should go to jail
                        Said the Fair Maiden

                        I'll swing my balls and knock the walls down said Ralph the Airborne Ranger
                        repeat

                        Chorus:
                        What if that should fail
                        What if that should fail
                        What if that should fail
                        Said the Fair Maiden

                        I'll swing my cock and pick the lock said Ralph the Airborne Ranger
                        repeat

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                        • #27
                          So there is obviously ONE word that the forums isn't programmed yet to **** out. :)

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                          • #28
                            [QUOTE=LT_77]any Jody calls....but they are outlawed now :([/QUOTE]

                            Since when are they outlawed? We were doing them in basic/ait ....majority of 2006 and 2007.

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                            • #29
                              Modified Marine Corps running cadence for use with the 86th BCT :D

                              Fired Up, Feels Good!
                              (Double Time Cadence)

                              A-Where we gonna go when we get back, A-Where we gonna go when we get back.
                              I take the shower and hit the rack, I take the shower and hit the rack.
                              A-No way, No way.
                              Gotta Run, Gotta Run.
                              PT, PT.
                              A-Lots o fun, Lots o fun.

                              A-lo righta lay-eft, A-lo righta lay-eft.
                              A-Lefty righta lay-eft, A-Lefty righta lay-eft.
                              A-Lo right lay-eft, A-Lo right lay-eft.
                              A-Left right lay-eft, A-Left right lay-eft.
                              A-Lo righta lay-eft, A-Lo righta lay-eft.
                              I love to double time, I love to double time.

                              Feels good, Feels good.
                              Sounds good, Sounds good.
                              Fired up, Fired up.
                              Fired up, Fired up.
                              86th, 86th.
                              Fired up, Fired up.
                              Here we go, Here we go.
                              On the Road, On the Road.
                              86th, 86th.
                              Fired up, Fired up.

                              Hey bobba reeba, Hey bobba reeba.
                              Hey bobba reeba, Hey bobba reeba.
                              I wish old lady, I wish old lady.
                              Uuuh-Uuuh, Uuuh-Uuuh.
                              Feels Good, Feels Good.
                              Hey bobba reeba, Hey bobba reeba.

                              A-lo righta lay-eft, A-lo righta lay-eft.
                              A-Lefty righta lay-eft, A-Lefty righta lay-eft.
                              A-Lo right lay-eft, A-Lo right lay-eft.
                              A-Left right lay-eft, A-Left right lay-eft.
                              A-Lo righta lay-eft, A-Lo righta lay-eft.
                              I love to double time, I love to double time.

                              Feels good, Feels good.
                              Sounds good, Sounds good.
                              Fired up, Fired up.
                              Fired up, Fired up.
                              86th, 86th.
                              Fired up, Fired up.
                              Here we go, Here we go.
                              On the Road, On the Road.
                              86th, 86th.
                              Fired up, Fired up.

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                              • #30
                                [QUOTE=qcomer]Since when are they outlawed? We were doing them in basic/ait ....majority of 2006 and 2007.[/QUOTE]

                                the bad ones, about females? If you were doing them, your DS could have gotten in bigtime trouble :eek:

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