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  • I miss Cliff....

    The buffalo theory:

    "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers." Cheers, Cliff Clavin

  • #2
    Thats awesome. I knew I shouldn't have quit drinking. My body is getting in shape but a lot of good that will do me if my brain is being bogged down.LOL

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    • #3
      I love it! I must be soooooo smart. And it explains why it only takes me like two beers to get even smarter. There are so few slow brain cells left. Its all smart ones left! Hmm, that made more sense to me before all the Jagerbombs I did tonight. Wait, there arent any Germans around here, are there? I'm teasing now. Actually sober after the couple hours i've been home since the bar. Infact I was doin' things to work off that BAC. Where do I find the non military photo thread?

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      • #4
        I fully disagree with this theory lol

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        • #5
          Cliff was the slow buffalo.

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          • #6
            [QUOTE=WO1 Quinones]I fully disagree with this theory lol[/QUOTE]

            Then you're not testing it fully. Get out there and give it a good test. Dont stop until you prove this theory wrong.

            Note: Smarter as in wise or that you can do chinese algebra...not as in smart *** ;)

            Btw. When you finish WOC, dont they give you a bottle of Scotch or Whiskey??? That's what I heard. They say it's a requirement to finish the bottle by lunch time...otherwise you have to do the entire course again. =P just stereotyping, no worries.
            Last edited by Mr_Loki; December 30th, 2008, 08:09 AM.

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