I won't beat a dead horse, but that was tough to read, brother!
Since there has been a heavy debate on this forum about applicant's interested in MP wanting to pursue a CJ degree. I think we should all agree that everyone should start pursuing English as a major lol.
Be sure to check out the National Guard website as well, OP. There's a lot of great information about what you can expect now that you've decide the Guard is something you're interested in. Here's a good place to start: Guard Basics
Also, get connected to a recruiter. They will be able to answer any questions you may have about what MOS' are available to you.